personal overflow post;

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[frostythehitman]

[ wait. is dave taking this seriously.

is it really happening

are they finally having a conversation where James is just joking and Dave isn't picking up on it?

He half hopes it's true and wants to keep it that way, just because this is such a rarity. ]

well yeah i mean
time travel's a good way to screw up all of life as we know it
but other than that all the rest sound like your standard badass superpowers

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makes you wonder if the dinosaurs were time travelers

[frostythehitman]

[ never mind, dave has immediately one-upped him. james no longer has any idea what's going on.

but NO. HE MUST FORGE ON. he's going to get on dave's LEVEL for once. ]

do you think they were travelling forwards or backwards

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hm
maybe it was backwards if shit went wrong or like
secretly they never went extinct mostly
only some did
most of them time traveled into the future and just showed up at random intervals in history
maybe took the place of stuffed dinos in museums sometimes just for fun

[frostythehitman]

aren't birds supposed to be descended from dinos
maybe they were just literally dinosaurs all along
maybe they all time travelled to the present and all those annoying pigeons are just from the jurassic age

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and theyre just faking being so dumb to fuck with all of us

[frostythehitman]

even the pigeons?

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ESPECIALLY the pigeons

[frostythehitman]

well
think about it like this
we all know how to kill the dinosaurs ourselves right now
all it takes is some stale bread

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but do we want to kill the dinosaurs or just get them to reveal themselves

[frostythehitman]

depends
is them revealing themselves gonna get them to stop being assholes

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i mean at least it will sic the media on them

[frostythehitman]

they can just fly away from the media you know

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what if the media can also fly