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[parodeity]

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[steadycourse]

[He doesn't really know how to take this. Is... is this some joke? A reference he doesn't understand? WHAT IS GOING ON...]

what

[parodeity]

thats how she could see

[steadycourse]

Licking a computer screen or phone is not how people see. In fact, that's completely unsanitary!!

Usually there's an audio feature that can relay the words.

[parodeity]

yeah but that would make sense
why do that when you can be a giant redloving weirdo

[steadycourse]

I guess there's nothing wrong with liking red...

[parodeity]

like anything else it can be taken too far

[steadycourse]

As long as you don't consume red paint, it should be okay!! Or paint your skin red...

Okay, anything that might be hazardous to your health you shouldn't do!

[parodeity]

where does licking someones eyeball fall on your chart

[steadycourse]

[.....]

That sounds both painful and unsanitary.

But if I must grade it! I'd give it 'not as bad as consuming paint' but worse than kicking a wall! Overall, I would not recommend!

[parodeity]

whats the highest do not recommend thing on this chart

[steadycourse]

Hmm, that's a good question!

Consuming toxic substances is high up there... but so is jumping off buildings or rooftops.

[parodeity]

these seem like reasonable hey dont kill yourself maybe measures