personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

well why does canada exist

[notyourutopian]

Well
When a British Empire and a frozen tundra love each other very much...

[parodeity]

i will never understand how anyone could love a frozen tundra

[notyourutopian]

Me either but
Don't kinkshame the british empire dave

[parodeity]

i will kinkshame the british empire all i want
theyre kinky bastards
ohhh baby do you like that ~colonization~
shit yeah sweetheart colonize me good

tildes added for your reading pleasure

[notyourutopian]

Well I'm hooked.
I expect a 200 page fanfiction about the british empire making sweet love to the north american continent by next week.
With a read-along sound track of remixed 16th century symphonies of course.

[parodeity]

i cant believe youre asking me to write you smut

[notyourutopian]

Not just me.
The world.

[parodeity]

why el
i never knew you had it in you

[notyourutopian]

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[parodeity]

proud?

[notyourutopian]

I mean, I do enjoy surprising you, so I'll take it.

[parodeity]

id better go get a head start on that fanfic
talk to you later?

[notyourutopian]

Yeah.
And keep me updated!