parodeity | personal overflow post;

no way
theyre definitely going
what the fuck are you doing now you assholes
what did you knock over
did i just hear you knock something over
godddamnit

were the asshole cats not the cute ones

I heard somewhere that asshole cats are also cute but don't quote me on that.
Anyway I feel like that could go both ways
We could also very easily be the ones going "what the fuck did something just break in the living room" at them.

or apparently as a collective whole we can all be doing that at unreality storms

Everyone just takes turns wearing the cat ears until we eventually join together and become our fursonas at the same exact time.

who told you about akwete purrmusk
also its weird as fuck with you not capslocking

Ever since I found out about the fucking quirks I have to force myself not to do it in every convers

[ he cuts himself off, and there's a few seconds before: ]

Wait, why the FUCK am I not using them with you

idk i gave up that battle a long time ago
i feel like youre constantly internet whispering to me when you talk like this though

IT DOES FEEL LIKE I AM MUMBLING INTO THE VOID.
WAIT
SHIT, DOESN'T THIS MEAN THAT EVENTUALLY I AM GOING TO JUST BE EXTREMELY FUCKING LOUD IN GENERAL?
I MEAN. LOUDER THAN I NORMALLY AM?
AS IN, TO THE POINT WHERE I WILL NO LONGER KNOW HOW TO STOP YELLING CONSTANTLY IN REAL LIFE??

[ out of all the other physical regains, this one didn't seem to stand out that much. but now that he's thinking about it, that seems... very annoying. ]