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[fiddlestick]

[..........

And it clicks]

N-no. I-It can't be that.

[PLEASE NO]

[parodeity]

I mean, doesn't it look like it, though?

[ HE'S PRETTY SURE ]

[fiddlestick]

W-Well, yeah, but--

[I DON'T WANT TO KISS YOU]

Can we just ignore it??

[And hearing that? Just makes the bat start to play that song]

[parodeity]

[ wOW dave is an excellent kisser, excuse ]

I would say it does not approve. Give me your hand for a sec?

[fiddlestick]

[ Sorry Dave. No hard feelings. You're just not a certain titan killer. ]

My hand?

[Well if it stops that bat (which he's giving a concerned side-eye to) from playing that song, sure. He'll hold out his hand for Dave]

[parodeity]

[ A POOR CHOICE (?) since dave uncaps a red marker and...

writes the word "kiss" on elliot's palm.

this is a permanent marker. ]

[fiddlestick]

[!!!

Dave will get about halfway through the word before Elliot yanks his hand away]

K-Knock it off!

[parodeity]

I don't have any candy on me, though. Mostly 'cause it tastes like nothin'.

[ DOES ELLIOT HAVE A BETTER LOOPHOLE ]

[fiddlestick]

So? D-draw on yourself if you're gonna try that!

[GOSH. But right, they need a loophole. Least his handtrick gave Elliot one idea]</small Gimme your hand.

[parodeity]

I don't think givin' myself a kiss counts.

[ HE'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY ENTERTAINING THE IDEA OF AN ACTUAL KISS? EREN'S A BRO? NO?

but dave holds out his hand, raising an eyebrow ]

[fiddlestick]

[Yeah good to know Dave, you're a true bro.

But when Dave holds down his hand, he'll take a breath to gain confidence before leaning down, taking it and giving a quick kiss on the back of his hand. ]

D-Did it work?

[He's scared to look]

[parodeity]

[ WOW

that actually flusters dave because wtf and do they ? ? have to tell eren about this???? and he pulls his hand back but.

LOOKING UP. it...seems like that maybe worked? ]

...I think it's gone?

[fiddlestick]

[Dave I think you'll be okay it's a hand kiss it's fine. But he'll pull back and wipe at his mouth with his sleeve, looking around to confirm the bat being gone]

Whew, thank god.

[parodeity]

[ WILL HE yeah probably. eren would likely laugh at him but dude. ]

Those things are seriously a public menace.

[fiddlestick]

[Dave you're so pure I love you]

They really are... where'd they even come from?

[parodeity]

[ look he supports his friends... ]

I think it might just be this month's version of October's nightmares or whatever.

[fiddlestick]

Ugh, maybe...

[He sighs. At least it's gone now]

A-Anyway, I should go wash my hand. Catch you later?

[parodeity]

Yeah, man, see you later. Friday if we do the thing after all, or practice whenever if not...

[fiddlestick]

Yeah! Practice is...Monday next week? So, seeya Friday, probably!

[He gives a little wave and heads off. Time to go find a bathroom to wash this marker off, sheesh]