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[parodeity]

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[robitussin]

[A slow blink.]

...How do you throw things out of it on accident?

[parodeity]

By not knowing how to use your modus right? He sometimes puts too many things in and then ricochets somethin' out. At least, I'm pretty sure that's how he usually fucks it up?

[robitussin]

Oh, so there's, like... A limit? And if you go over it, stuff just starts pouring out?

[She looks thoughtful, considering that fact, but the conclusion she comes to is just...]

That's weird.

[parodeity]

Yeah, however many captcha cards you have. Though I think he also has stacks in stacks, so there's like, smaller limits...? I don't know, he likes complexity.

[robitussin]

I'm just going to pretend I understood that.

[parodeity]

Haha, sorry, it's kind of - oh, hey.

[ HE CAN REMOVE HIS HAND. SUCCESS. ]

[robitussin]

Oh, nice! So it's, like, on some kind of bizarre magical timer. Sure, I'll take it.

[parodeity]

I do not understand our lives but yeah, same. Did you have plans I was interrupting?

[robitussin]

I should probably get used to the whole not understanding thing. Either way, nah, not really.

[A shrug.]

You?

[parodeity]

No, not really. I mean, I just got off work, so all I was plannin' to do was wander home eventually.

[robitussin]

Cool. You wanna wander together?

[parodeity]

Sure. Want me to walk you back, or do you want to like, catch a movie?

[robitussin]

A movie sounds cool. Do you know what's playing right now?

[parodeity]

I know they always play Christmas movies this time of year, but yeah, I actually have the schedule - Flix perks.

[ he'll just pull it up on his phone for her to scroll through. USUAL MOVIES. ]

[robitussin]

Hm.

[She leans over to look at the list, stopping at one of the action movies there.]

Do we want to see something Christmas-ish or do we want to see stuff blow up? I’m down for either.

[parodeity]

I think stuff blowing up is like the epitome of Christmas, so let's do that?

[robitussin]

I have to wonder about your reasoning, but also, explosions.

[Sage nod.]

Which theater?

[parodeity]

Flix. I can employee discount us in.

[robitussin]

Oh, nice. You work there? What's that like?

[parodeity]

It's okay. John works there too, but anyway - like. Lots of popcorn smell? Rowdy teens. Spilled soda.

[robitussin]

Those all sound kind of maddening in different ways. I'm glad you don't hate it, though.

[parodeity]

Haha, nah. I try to keep doing shit I hate to a minimum. So anyway...

[ PRESUMABLY AT THIS POINT THEY GO SEE AN ACTION FILM TOGETHER. NICE. ]