personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

It enjoys bein' weird as fuck, maybe.

[truedetective]

Well, I'll have to add that to the possibilities of what we're currently facing. It doesn't seem to be coming off, by the way.

[parodeity]

Okay, uh, shit. Do you think the candy cane display has anything to do with this?

[truedetective]

Candy cane display? Do you mean one inside the store? [She looks over her shoulder inside.]

Entirely possible. Aren't they somewhat infamous for making your hands sticky? [She pauses.] Did you interact with it?

[parodeity]

Not this sticky. And I only brushed up against it really?