personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

yeah those
i didnt want to use the technical term

[roseblooms]

Well, I don't own one of those, so to circle back to the original point, it's hardly as though I'd be hitting on him while wearing one.

[parodeity]

maybe that would help
because of the straight thing

[roseblooms]

You want me to go undercover as Christine Fawkes, a red-haired bombshell in a halter dress, and flirt with him to see who he's interested in.

[parodeity]

like the more complicated you make it the more fun it sounds?

[roseblooms]

By all means, help me think up an elaborate character backstory, then. Did she have a tragic childhood?

[parodeity]

middle child syndrome

[roseblooms]

Tragic. An overachieving elder sister who's everything she could possibly want to be, and a younger brother who can do no wrong in the eyes of her parents.

[parodeity]

and dozens of perfect cousins
a family of overachievement

[roseblooms]

She just wants to be free to live her life on her own terms. A true child of the bohemian philosophy.

[parodeity]

obviously shes an artist but her parents want a doctor

[roseblooms]

I'm no good at art. Can she long to be a florist?

...Flower arrangement is art, probably...?

[parodeity]

speaking as an assistant manager florist yeah it is

[roseblooms]

Magnificent. I can even grow my own.

[parodeity]

like magically or normally

[roseblooms]

Both, but more magically than otherwise. Normally tends to take a while; magically, I can...expedite things a bit.

[parodeity]

thats cool
i can only expedite shit via time travel