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that would have the OPPOSITE effect

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i am legitimately curious about how you can not enjoy snowball fights even a little

it's just like a squirt gun battle except in a different form

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bc i hate snow and also people throwing snow at me
even tho i can reliably dodge it

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just put on a thick coat and you won't even feel that it's cold

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you underestimate my weakness to cold

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that just means you need to level up by practicing at snowball fights

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that sounds like a fake solution

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video games tell me otherwise

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hasnt anyone ever told you video games lie

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clearly there's only one way to test this

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john is way more likely to indulge this than me

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i'll win eventually

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can i interest you in terrible skating games instead

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what's a skating game

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like w tony hawk for xbox

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you're going to break an arm

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are you threatening me nat

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it wouldn't be me who does it

that just seems like a thing that would absolutely happen

either that or i would

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the natalie mafia

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what part of that makes me sound like mafia

+ i don’t have a cool enough mustache

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we could buy you a cool enough mustache

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wait i’m confused

are you against this idea or do you support it

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well im against me breaking an arm
but i always support cool mustaches

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i told you i’m not going to break your arm

also i’m not manly enough for a mustache

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yes but i wasnt convinced

there are feminine mustaches