personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

Comments

[windeity]

you sure she maybe is not eating because YOU are not eating?

[parodeity]

dude she eats plenty when i dont eat

[windeity]

ok maybe but maybe this time it is different?
animals are sensitive to stuff like that, dave. do not ignore her possible plight.

[parodeity]

i recognize you are attempting to emotionally manipulate me for the record

[windeity]

i am not emotionally manipulating you over the cat oh my god.

[parodeity]

what would you call it then

[windeity]

uh. i do not know but not that?
seriously even if you cannot taste anything (which i am still confused about why is this happening NOW...) you should probably eat.
since i doubt you did today.

[parodeity]

you dont know that for sure
also its the first
weird shit occasionally happens on the first
its a curse
where even are you anyway

[windeity]

i was at anya's and then i had something else i wanted to do and now i am on my way home.
does that mean i am wrong?

[parodeity]

secretive
also i absolutely did eat something

[ a mint is a thing ]

[windeity]

i'm bringing home soup.

[parodeity]

youre so skeptical of my every move

[ maybe bc dave is a lying liar who lies ]

[windeity]

give me less reasons to be skeptical then, duh.

[parodeity]

how can i overcome your inherent skeptic nature

[windeity]

meet me in another timeline and see if it carries over?
seriously. it is nice and warm.

[parodeity]

i dont want to meet you in another timeline
also we both know ill eat the damn soup john

[parodeity]

tho tbh i feel you cant eat soup
like
you slurp it
drink it
i dont think you usually EAT it

[windeity]

bye dave.
...no seriously. i will see you in like five minutes, i'm on my way back.
also you can definitely eat soup if there are vegetables and stuff in it?
how do you not know this.

[parodeity]

even vegetable soup feels like cheating on the concept of eating
also fine ABANDON me in my time of need

[windeity]

i am not abandoning you you big baby.
tell mewpac your woes in the meantime.

[parodeity]

abandonment
neglect
betrayal

[windeity]

i am absolutely neglecting you as i am driving home bringing your stubborn ass soup.

[parodeity]

all by myself
alone
:(

[ now he's obviously just being a dick for the sake of it why is john still replying ]

[windeity]

BYE DAVE!!!

[parodeity]

:(
i cant believe youre letting me wallow in my tears
ALONE

[ he's literally just sitting on his bed doing a crossword between texts. ]