personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

im a time traveler
i time travel

[maskreant]

[ what the fuck ]

that's really messy. i thought my story was something...

[parodeity]

whats your story anyway
summoner bullshit
?

[maskreant]

sounds about right. summoning stuff was a precursor to changing the world and the hearts of the masses. i'm also sure i had criminal status...

stay a good boy, Dave. life is hard.

[parodeity]

what kinda criminal were you

[maskreant]

not sure, but the rumors said i was aggressive or something.

watch out. i'm going to beat you up, aye.

[parodeity]

gotta catch me first man

[maskreant]

i'm going to leave traps out for you, Dave.

nothing is safe.

[parodeity]

im used to those

[maskreant]

don't blink, Dave. wherever you go, whatever you do. i'll be there. i'll know. when you let your guard down, that's when i'll strike.

you can blink at work though. i wouldn't want your eyes drying out.

[parodeity]

are you gonna start singing every breath you take at me now

[maskreant]

[ sends recording of him singing Christmas songs with his cat meowing in the background. ]

[parodeity]

ok i would have prefered every breath you take