personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

Comments

[foeyay]

how did you even figure out you could do it?

[parodeity]

well i remembered i could first
and then i worked my way out from there
i mean
i kinda got the sense of the power back before the full thing
first

[foeyay]

so you did everything out of order. i guess that does kind of sound like a time traveler. just a little bit.

[parodeity]

chronology is a concept that sometimes does not exist

[foeyay]

i'll take your word for it.

how do you use it? because there is no way in hell you don't use it.

[parodeity]

lots of part time jobs

[foeyay]

okay now give me the real answer. the one that doesn't suck.

[parodeity]

mostly i use it to maximize my time dude
sometimes i peek to see whats going to happen with bullshit here
but then i cant do anything about it if i didnt do anything about it
so it can be depressing

[foeyay]

for serious? you can't change shit??

[parodeity]

that depends on if i did already or not

[foeyay]

damn, it really is the useless teaser of time travel powers.

[parodeity]

its more that tv gets time travel wrong i think

[foeyay]

more like tv gets it right and reality is too dumb to keep up.

[parodeity]

depends on what sort of time travel mechanics are being discussed

[foeyay]

i like the kinds with killer robots who break the past.

[parodeity]

see the problem w those is they never think about paradoxes
or deadend timelines

[foeyay]

as long as you're not the deadend paradox, what's it matter?

[parodeity]

well youre always a step away from becoming it
and you have to be prepared for that?

[foeyay]

so if you never stopped walking then you wouldn't have to prepare.

[Sorry, Dave. You make perfect sense. The problem is that Kamui has decided he doesn't want to hear it. Killer future robots are cooler than being responsible.]

[parodeity]

i mean no not exactly
anyway do you have any other questions ig
i sometimes pretend to be useful and answer them

[foeyay]

yeah i got one more.

can you prove those powers exist?

[parodeity]

yeah
easier in person bc otherwise
talking to a me from the past and a me from the present and a me from the future
or whatever
is like
well you could just be one dude on one messenger my man

[foeyay]

tonight. 6. recolle u parking garage.

[parodeity]

this feels like a shady drug deal but ok see you then

[foeyay]

you are trying to convince me that you have freakish time travel powers that you use so that you can do even more work.

this is totally a shady drug deal. you are the shady drug dealer.