[ Yep, there he goes, down the hallway, heading towards the sound of television. Just like he expected. He can't really predict what Dave is feeling right now, but he knows there is always room for improvement. There's always room for growth. It's his twisted version of school of hard-knocks filled with puppets and irony and just general awfulness.
It'll be surprising if Dave doesn't succeed.
On another part of the country, John is also getting prepared for what is going to happen soon, with fatherly encouragement via crumpled up notes and strifing with cake-- laughable, honestly. What kind of sissy training was that? Not anything Bro was interested in-- he wasn't babysitting, but it wouldn't have done any harm to show a little more of his nurturing side. It existed, somewhere within the depths of his heart, and the very few occasions he showed it he gave it to his weird sex chat bots or hand made crafts.
He was going to be the guardian that raised one tough cookie without remorse of his actions.
Speaking of not showing remorse for his actions, he's just going to chuck a nice handful of Batman shaped kunai out of what seems to be thin air right towards Dave. If he isn't quick enough, that could seriously hurt. But that's just it, he has got a feeling by now that Dave is strong and smart enough to evade such an attack. There's about five of them that are thrown, and they stick into the wall-- the sofa-- literally anything in the living room.
Dave might see his shadow and feel a breeze of him flashstepping near him, but otherwise he's vanished. ]
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It'll be surprising if Dave doesn't succeed.
On another part of the country, John is also getting prepared for what is going to happen soon, with fatherly encouragement via crumpled up notes and strifing with cake-- laughable, honestly. What kind of sissy training was that? Not anything Bro was interested in-- he wasn't babysitting, but it wouldn't have done any harm to show a little more of his nurturing side. It existed, somewhere within the depths of his heart, and the very few occasions he showed it he gave it to his weird sex chat bots or hand made crafts.
He was going to be the guardian that raised one tough cookie without remorse of his actions.
Speaking of not showing remorse for his actions, he's just going to chuck a nice handful of Batman shaped kunai out of what seems to be thin air right towards Dave. If he isn't quick enough, that could seriously hurt. But that's just it, he has got a feeling by now that Dave is strong and smart enough to evade such an attack. There's about five of them that are thrown, and they stick into the wall-- the sofa-- literally anything in the living room.
Dave might see his shadow and feel a breeze of him flashstepping near him, but otherwise he's vanished. ]