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[splinten]

It was a photosharing website. Your arthouse dish photos would be at home there.

[Okay, he's got it. Now Dirk is just going to work on making sure everything is secure and safe for the rest of this conversation, so assume coating and stuff. Whatever.

It's true about vines.]

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God, the apocalypse made me miss all the cool websites.

[ the fucking nerve. ]

[splinten]

[For a moment Dirk thinks about telling Dave about vines.

Then he decides that Dave has been through enough of an emotional rollercoaster today.]

The Reckoning has no respect for the advancement of pop culture.

[parodeity]

[ dirk, no. do you want your brother to ask you to help him make some sort of base internet just so they can make base instagram and base vines.

because that is the only thing that lies down the path of telling dave about vines. this is the kid who wasted all his dream bubble time making a glorified version of twitter spouting out random bullshit quotes from himself? ]

Rude as fuck, tbh. I only got, like, twitter and shit.

[splinten]

I can't say that you missed much from my perspective. There were advancements, but mostly it was terrible. At a certain point, pop culture was all ICP and Faygo.

[Truly, the apocalypse was a terrible thing.]

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Did they actually like make movies about faygo?

[ and icp.

those movies sound terrible????????????????? ]

[splinten]

Of course. Hollywood was just another instrument of her path to domination.

[A TERRIBLE PLACE. Alpha Dave's heroism was also the heroism of making non-clown movies.]

[parodeity]

We should make a movie.

[ ok dave ]

[splinten]

Okay.

[What did you expect?]

Ironic nature documentary or something else?