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revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote2017-01-23 12:31 am
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-09-03 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck yes.
On that subject, we should dress up like Santa some time.


[Why did Dirk inherit so many of Dave's tastes.

He's waiting with the Magister. They're listening to some awesome remixes together.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-09-03 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Dirk was going to make a comment about his clothing which, frankly, the fact that he is indeed still in his God Tier hoodie should say for him, but he sees Dave and now he doesn't approve?]

Dude. Wear some sunblocker.

[He jerks a thumb towards the Magister.]

You are setting a bad example.

[Do you want your son to ignore proper skin health?? Dirk will not have that for his grandsonephew. Nephandson. Whatever.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-09-03 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Santa will get on it.

[Dirk drops something out of his sylladex. It is a pair of headphones! They're cushy and circumaural. The padding could block out anything, and indeed the thing is set programmed to cancel out noise if that's desired, so that's nice. They're red and black and have apples on the side. They also have no wires or a place for a battery. There are just two switches on one side: one to turn the headphones themselves on, and one to turn on the noise-cancelling.]

These are for your dreaming.
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-09-03 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Good, take them.]

They play the Song. You know, the non-fucked up one. They won't run out of energy, and they're fully portable. I used the same basic technology for that as I use for my shades. It's a constant loop and they can filter out any ambient noise from the waking world.

It keeps you grounded and in control of your dreams. Your Bro won't be able to break in.
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-09-03 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave stares. Dirk waits because Dirk has gotten used to this response, except on bad days, and so will be patient.]

I've tried them out myself. [So yeah.] You should keep away from the Void to be safe.
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-09-03 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
No problem. [He hesitates a moment. Manages:] I can stay away permanently if you'd prefer.

But I would like to hang out with you dreamside instead.
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-09-03 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave you have to be clearer. Fortunately, Dirk has learned to wait for clarification if his brain is jumping too fast to the worst conclusion.

He will not tell Dave that he would not pass up an opportunity to Strife Bro. He will not tell Dave that because Dave probably doesn't want to see Dirk decapitate him, which okay sure maybe Dirk couldn't even win, but Dirk hates that guy and he wants to kill him.]


Sure. I'll wait until you're up for it.
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[personal profile] splinten 2016-09-03 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
When I realized what you were experiencing, I decided to try out a few things. This version of the song had helped me break someone out from their dreams at the Monolith so I thought it could be helpful as a counter here.

[And then he retreated to the lab and finicked about until he had fabulous immortal headphones that would protect his brother no matter where Dave decided to be.]