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[grimdeity]

Well, that's not great but nor is it... too horrible, perhaps? Certainly not world ending.
Not that I or anyone else particularly want to see you cry.

[parodeity]

what no
i wouldnt *actually* be crying
its a turn of phrase rose goddamnit

[grimdeity]

Well, how should I know when you're being metaphorical or literal? Given the subject matter, it'd be perfectly reasonable for you to be crying. It can be quite cathartic to cry. You don't have to be afraid of showing your emotions, Dave.

[parodeity]

ok thats nice and all but we both know im not a crier
its not even a hiding it thing
i just dont usually cry

wait a fucking second
is it your weird goal to make me cry or something
rose please

[grimdeity]

I'm aware of that, Dave, which is why I think it would occasionally be good for you to. It moistens your eyes and can remove dirt and other particles.

No, of course not. Would I be so absurd?

[parodeity]

rose im not the crying kind of guy
accept it and move on with your life
maybe try to make john cry instead
hes the crying kind of guy i think

yes

[grimdeity]

I may consider it.
It's true, John does seem like the type of male to be unafraid to drop his masculinity and cry. Even if he is "not a homosexual", as some unenlightened types would consider a male who did such a thing.

Dave, I'm hurt. I have never committed a single absurd act in my life.