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Dude, that feels like you're encouraging me to do drugs. Does getting hypnotized count as drugs? Well either way I'm pretty sure you just went anti after school special on me and you should be...well actually I don't really give a fuck so don't bother being ashamed or anything, not that you would. Does this mean we actually learned a thing on our vacation? Shit, look at all this rampant competence up in here.

[ now when people ask how they spent the day they can refer them to the 1 thing that they learned. hell fucking yes.

that is definitely sweet bro's head and now dave is adding lady liberty's crown...thing? he can work on the torch in a bit if dirk doesn't figure out where he's going with this. ]

This is your brain on Mesmers, bro.

[Dirk for his part is actually working away at the bottom of the structure. He does smile a little when he realizes what Dave is doing. That is absolutely ridiculous. But he has been forming a nice arc, shallow and elliptical, a bit under where Dave is working on Bro Liberty.]

I'd rather see my brain on apple juice tbh.

[ dave shut up about apple juice it's been three years - HE WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT APPLE JUICE. someday he's going to get apple juice and make dirk drink some maybe if he can force himself to spare a mouthful.

dave gets bored of bro liberty for the moment and starts working on what will eventually become hella jeff. ]

A surprising revelation.

[While Dave constructs the great Hella Jeff, Dirk continues with his arc. It's massive, skirting underneath all of Dave's canvas. In fact, it seems to provide a base for Dave's canvas?

Especially as Dirk starts working in a cross-hatched design starting at the base...]

[ dirk are you actually cross-hatching who does that????? ]

I know, I try to play my aj thing kinda close to the chest, but I figure you can handle the knowledge. [ he doesn't try to play it close to the chest at all. ] Do you think we can like, milk fish? Do fish milk. Or like. Fish mammals. I bet reefbacks do milk.

[JUST FUCKING TRUST HIM]

Why would we do that.

[ WOW HE'S LETTING YOU DO YOUR THING he's just like "holy shit should i be putting in Effort here???????"

it's followed by "nah" though, so. ]

IDK about you but I miss shit that requires milk as a component to make. Like baked goods shit. Not that I know a lot of recipes, but I assume URSULA may have a few kicking around, or there's this cute waitress chick who offered to try to make nachos who probs knows some?

Hold up. Who here knows how to make nachos?

[BAKED GOODS ARE GREAT (will never match up to Jane's stuff of course) BUT WHAT'S THIS ABOUT JUNKFOOD?]

Mai, the cute waitress chick. She didn't say she knew how so much as she agreed to try to figure out how to make them for me? We were chatting about nachos, so it just came up naturally.

[ why the fuck is dave talking with girls about nachos, apparently he's not gonna elaborate. ]

That makes sense. [No it doesn't?] I hope you're intending on sharing that first batch with me. [HE WANTS THE JUNK FOOD, DAVE.

As he intricately works on the base he is providing for their crop circle. It is becoming more and more apparent that it's akin to a banana—no, the base of a boat of some kind?]

Dude, why the fuck would I lay my hands on some junk food and then not share with you. I mean, you're shit out of luck if I ever run across a glass of aj, but everything else I'd share. I would not share aj with Rose. Or Karkat. ...I'd give some to the Mayor, though, you just can't not share shit with the Mayor.

[ dave's passionate love for the mayor continues.

he kind of eyes what dirk's doing - the titanic???? who knows???? - and flips back to his statue of liberty thing because yeah. ]

[He's actually kinda impressed? Wow, sharing aj with the Mayor. Dave truly loves that guy.

Also no, not the titanic, he wouldn't use crosshatching for the titanic.]

I wouldn't blame you if you did. Junk food is at a premium.

[ dave gives up trying to guess and starts working on the face of lady liberty. er. bro liberty. whatever. ]

Junk food is always at a premium, dude, we're teenagers.

Not at my apartment. You left me enough chips and soda to last me until I died of old age.

[THERE WAS SO MUCH. It was so good.

In time, Dirk's contribution to their masterpiece will become apparent. But when he checks Wiz's overhead to see what Dave is doing, he stops his hick-wrecking of the grass and actually laughs a little. Fucking Bro's face.]

I was a terrific parental unit, clearly.

[ like apparently nothing else would outlast the apocalypse but wow could've left the kid some...seeds...that would have died...

alpha dave did his best and dave gets it. bro's face is not getting any less dumb and majestic...truly, this is dave's MASTERPIECE ]

Fuck yeah you were.

[He will never knock what Alpha Dave did for him. As far as he's concerned, he owes that long-dead dude more than he could ever repay.

Dirk swims up and then closer to where Dave is working, and perhaps with this addition of a long line under (but not quite properly aligned with) Dave's work, it will be clear what Dirk is making.

At an off-angle, yet with meticulous attention to realism in gross contrast to Dave's work, Dirk is making Bro Liberty and friends their own crop circle ark.]

[ well, apparently having an example of dave to model himself off of helped bro not...

bro.

the lack of a hellpuppet that was hellish also probably helped.

dave laughs when he finally realizes what dirk's up to, definitely liking the juxtaposition of realism and Not. ]

Dude, nice.

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