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I was thinking it would be a wasted opportunity not to try training in the dreamscape.
Are you cool with switching a few of our training sessions to dreaming?

do any of us ever go to bed on time wtf
though i assume you slept some if you are also up to date on the return of the dreamscape
anyway
can i raincheck you on that
im about to go through some sort of romantic gauntlet if my spidey senses are working properly

Haha. Have fun.

[HE KNOWS WHAT THAT IS ABOUT. Endless laughter for him is what.]

Also I'm awake on both sides again.
So we can do that whenever you feel up for interrupting your sleep.

i really feel the brotherly solidarity dirk good job

eh
lets focus on training on the side of the living before we do the side of the sleeping
ill need some time to actually acclimate to the dreamscape
not all of us have weird split personas man

I'll tell you when you're done.

[Hm. Dirk tilts his head a little. He is sensing something here.]

We can talk about it later. To put my perspective briefly, I'm pretty sure this place is the soul of the whole planet. That's an opportunity in training I don't want to miss.
With that said I don't have a problem training there on my own for now.

wait a second
you know what this is about?
and youre not even warning me

[ karkat must still be having "pillow talk" with jake, then. ]

get rose to spot you if you do anything new
shell be able to tell you if youre about to do a dumb thing
hypothetically speaking
and like
hm
i have no idea how to put this nicely
but basically
dont come near me while im sleeping until i say its ok
like in the dreamscape
idc if you come near my sleeping body
thats fine

If Karkat gets flustered and stops confiding in Jake, they'll both lose their important outlet of 'pillow talks.' So you can just

[still the funniest goddamned term dirk can't even

He looks over the second part carefully. It makes him more certain of a few suspicions he has had. so he'll just work on that how he can and talk to Dave once he has the solution.]

Okay.
I'll update you on the opinions of Light Frogs re: our training rituals. Feel free to put down a bet on how little they care.

i can just what
also
karkat doesnt believe me about pillow talks being sexual
he also doesnt believe rose and i about uncles being a real thing though
we did this to ourselves honestly
the first thing she ever did when we met up with the trolls in person was mislead them all horribly on human funeral traditions
because
of course that was her priority
i love her so much

[ okay good his request doesn't seem to have set off a fire. ]

thanks
my bet is 0 percent
what are we even betting this is a shitty betting pool when we both know they dont give a stone cold fuck about anything at all
like
wow

can i also make another request re sleeping dirk btw
can you avoid the monolith tomorrow
and surrounding areas
again this is sleeping you
awake you can do whatever
please

Just wait and see.
You both lie to them too much.
Which is hilarious and not something I'm objecting to.

[For our second amazing feat, both requests fail to set off fires! What the hell. Truly it's a fire-free day.]

No problem.
Good luck, Dave.

howd that even happen genetically speaking
you and roxy dont seem as inclined to troll the fuck out of people
and yet it is a vice both rose and i have
in spades
man we basically spent our childhoods giving eachother a hard time
and also other people
mostly the trolls whenever they chose to bug us on our timeline

[ excellent and worrying but he's pretty sure it's okay?? he can explain what it's about...later. when he hasn't had a dream about bro so recently. ]

yep love you
have fun interrogating the frogs by the way
you should ask rose for a list of shit to ask them in addition to your soul stuff

Me and Roxy have our impulses. You and Rose simply aren't our preferred targets.
Most of the time.

[Dirk will wait on the explanation. While also working on ways to make Dave's dreams better because he can put two and two together and at least get the plane of reality Dave's operating in here.]

I love you too, Dave.
Sure. Maybe I'll ask her to come with.

itd help if the trolls werent so fucking gullible

i
ok honestly shed love that
speaking of things rose would love
or actually not remotely on topic
we have three months till birthday month

I know. It isn't enough time.
I was planning on the X-Man Hello Kitty thing for Roxy but now I feel like it just isn't enough.
Do you have any thoughts for Rose?

yeah a few but nothing im sold on yet
im assuming englishs birthday is the first of december right
since everyone seems to just
have the same birthdays pre and post scratch as their counterpart
because
meteors or whatever

That's right.
I am so grateful that John and Jane will let us wait until April to come up with something for them.
Especially because I'd really like to make up for Jane's extremely terrible 16th.

did it have something on johns 13th
and like
man literally all his birthdays since the game started have sucked i think
hes skilled like that

I can't say how it was comparatively or otherwise.
But it did involve relationship drama, the collapse of all of our pretences of holding our friendships in balance, and those fucking Trickster lollipops.
Plus the endgame shit but at least we won that and she found out her Dad isn't dead. On that side it all went better than could be expected.
It's really all the shittiness external to the game that I'd like to make up for.
Assuming that we can meet up with her around that time. Or that it will be that time when we meet up? Parallel universe temporal logistic bullshit.

huh
see i guess we didnt have relationship drama
we just you know all died and the world ended and i guess every one of our guardians died if they werent already dead
but despite that no relationship drama
so you win
i have no idea how the fuck we would have gotten through all our shit without eachother

dunno but we can always make time shit happen if need be

It was pretty bad.
Also we all died, and Jane got brainwashed by her tiara. Jake and Roxy were held prisoner somewhere in there? I seem to recall your crew took care of that or some shit. I don't know. I was in space.
The point is our friendships are pretty much recovered but I still want to make her seventeenth birthday something nicer.

Do not make time shit happen for birthday parties.
On second thought, that may be the best time for time shit.

yeah john helped with jailbreaks i think while he was doing his "not time travelling"
fuck you egbert its time travel still
anyway

hey it was just an offer
ps im gonna reply to your next reply later unless you want me to pull time shit and do it instant

I do not want you to pull time shit. You don't need to reply.
Like I said, good luck.

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