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[parodeity]

no because i cant figure out how to say it
ill try saying it again later
now
whichever
also no i dont want a group therapy session rose

oh my god are you sick
did you just say that i actually did a good thing
re dealing with a thing
even if you think it was dumb

[grimdeity]

Dave, you could literally copy and paste those exact words.
Or I could help you write a more Dave Strideresque draft?
I thought not. Maybe one of these days you will relent, and we will all have a lovely and painful time.

I know, I can hardly believe it either. Perhaps I should have my temperature checked? I should go lie down. Bring me a bowl of soup, if you would.
Yes, it was still dumb, though. But removing your negative self from the declining situation until you could return with a positive resolution is actually a passable coping mechanism.
Still, it'd be better to find a way to handle yourself without upsetting all of your loved ones in one fell swoop.

[parodeity]

i probably wont have to do it again
i can take it now so its okay

anyway
whats up

[grimdeity]

Right.
Well, let me know if you change your mind.

[ or if striders stride themselves into stupid again, because it will clearly happen again. ]

Well, I didn't fight with my father-brother about a puppet. I did place a wager with Karkat regarding your stupidity and penciled you in for group therapy before the next three universes we inhabit decay from entropy, optimistically.
I do still need a gift for mom, however. I keep beginning such endeavors then undoing them, as they fail to rival Zelda. Do you have any suggestions?

[parodeity]

uh
id suggest cloning a real cat but neither of us sciences well enough for that
maybe we can find her a real cat?