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[splinten]

[Dirk pulls back. He looks at Dave.

He's lost.]

What?

[His hands are gripping Dave's hard, twisting the fabric in between white-knuckled fingers. His face draws together.]

No. You're not living with Cal on base. Do you think I'd let that be a thing? He has to go.

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...I'm not gonna give you permission.

[ and his jaw is set and haha this is so stupid, he'll end up bunking at the farm probably, but just. no. dirk's holding him too tight and has admitted it'll hurt and he's not the only self-sacrificial moron in the family.

it's fine?

this is fine. he can deal with this. ]

So. No.

[splinten]

[This is really stupid. They're both self-sacrificial, and they both dig their feet in. Dirk lets go of Dave, but it's so he can fold his arms.]

Believe it or not, Dave, I don't actually require permission to destroy my own property.

[Really, really stupid.]

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Yeah, you do. 'Cause I'm not talking to you ever again if you destroy him.

[ dave you

want him to destroy cal you fucking moron

he's not crossing his own arms but he jams his hands into his pockets, scowling. ]

[splinten]

[He can't deal with this?? He can't even believe what Dave is making happen.]

Are you fuckin' five? You can't give me the silent treatment for something you want. There isn't an argument here. We both agree on what we want done.

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[ karkat fucking warned you, bro! ]

Fuckin' watch me. Because we don't agree on it at all, okay!

[ yes, he's five, and he's also just going to

storm out, attempting to abscond

so ]

[splinten]

[Dirk Strider throws up his hands. Because what the fuck. What the ever-loving-fuck!]

I love you too, you fuckin' ass.

[FINE. STORM OUT. DIRK WILL STORM INTO JAKE'S ROOM! BECAUSE SCREW YOU.

He absolutely meant that 'I love you' though. He didn't want Dave to leave without hearing that. He heard it's a bad way to end fights to not say that. Not that the fight is over. Still!]