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I assume Jake has the excuse of being ye olde even though he apparently watched all these modern flicks, but I have no idea how Karkat didn't know this one except. Troll.

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I cannot believe they have Strider-free gossip sessions oh my god this is the best day ever.

[splinten]

[It is pretty charming. And hilarious it's called pillow talk. That's so Jake.]

He once tried to convince me that 'boner' was a still-current term for an embarrassing screw-up.

[Which is hilarious. But really... He's happy? Jake is making a friend. He's making terrible mistakes in his terminology as always, but he's talking with someone and bonding with them. And having weird pillow talks with them, whatever. He needs more people to be close to.]

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[ oh my god jake??????? ]

That cannot be a way that word was actually used. Can it? Wtf. Why are all these old-timey sayings all inappropriate as shit, that's the best?

[splinten]

Up until the 1950s.

[Actually. He's sure this is somewhere, because he knows it's a meme. He searches through the files for a moment and: a collection of iconic Batman comic panels for Dave's edification, sent to his communicator.]