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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

that kinda looks like you failed to draw a text dick but tried really hard to make one

[alienates]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT DICKS, DAVE.
FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE STOP THINKING ABOUT FUCKING DICKS!

[parodeity]

no dude but look
8==> dick
O== what you drew

you can see where i got this right
also hey i think about other things
like apples
have you had one of my apples yet btw
if not you should because i am the best farmer in the world
presumably
idk maybe theres an undiscovered island with farmers somewhere out there

[alienates]

DON'T DRAW DICKS YOU MORON.

UGH.
NO I HAVE NOT HAD ONE OF YOUR SHITTY APPLES YET.
ARE THEY ACTUALLY GOOD OR ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE BIASED?
YOU GREW THEM SO OF COURSE YOU'D SAY THEY'RE EDIBLE.

[parodeity]

[ btw this work of art took him a few minutes ]

theyre amazing and you have to try them

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[alienates]

[ if you listen closely you can hear karkat screaming from elsewhere in the base. ]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?
WHAT. DID. I. JUST. SAY.
OH MY GOD JUST
SUCK IT?
SUCK THE BIGGEST FUCKING DICK AND CHOKE ON IT, YOU GIGANTIC TOOL.
AND THEN WHEN SOMEONE BENDS DOWN TO REVIVE YOU, GUESS WHAT?
THEY CAN'T BECAUSE OF THE GODDAMN DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.
YOUR GOD TIER POWERS CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM THIS JUST DEATH OF CHOKING ON DICK!
BUT DON'T WORRY, I WILL THROW A NICE LITTLE CORPSE PARTY FOR YOU.
I WILL EVEN PUT UP STREAMERS THAT SAY SOMETHING MOVING LIKE, "HE DIED THE WAY HE LIVED: MOUTH FULL OF MOTHERFUCKING DICK.