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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

liking people has absolutely fucking nothing to do with wanting to tell them things

[livingdeadgirl]

it does though!
it completely does!
if someone likes you they'll want to know more about you
and if they want to know more about you and you keep refusing to tell them anything...
i mean
what do I know about present you??
you're in college
you have an instagram
you're weirdly obsessed with apples
you have time powers and a sword but oh wait that's from past Dave so never mind
that has nothing at all to do with present Dave
despite present Dave also having both those things

[parodeity]

youll have better luck with the other people
i have to go
since were not gonna see eye to eye on what friendship means
which i think means we might not have it

[livingdeadgirl]

I guess not!
sorry for wanting to know more about my friends than nothing at all
you know you were a lot nicer when you were dead

[....... she regrets that as soon as she sends it, but. too late.]

[parodeity]

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