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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

im absolutely making this my official ringtone for the month
well
maybe i can get egbert to record me a piano version
ill ask him

is there anyone who is actually stronger than the addiction to pixel collection though man
i think thatd be like
a legitimate superpower

[roseblooms]

It'll be a graveyard smash.

I feel certain there must be someone out there who is immune to the allure but I feel equally certain it's someone who has literally no conception of what a pixel even is.

[parodeity]

we should hunt them down and study them for science
itll be like finding that one person who is immune to zombies?

[roseblooms]

A fitting analogy, really. Both zombies and pixels prey on the brain.

[parodeity]

chances of this making us into zombies on the 31st
?

[roseblooms]

Given the way that the game has gone "viral"? High.

[parodeity]

if we become candy zombies i hope were on the same side
itd suck to have to take you down

[roseblooms]

...So if zombies like to eat brains, does that mean candy zombies favor Nerds?

[parodeity]

or lemonheads

[roseblooms]

But not Airheads?

[parodeity]

not enough juicy brain to bite into
because you know
airhead
at least lemonheads have substance

[roseblooms]

What about Warheads? A delicacy for the more combative zombie palate.

[parodeity]

have you ever tried to have like 10 warheads in a row

[roseblooms]

No, because I like living and also being alive.