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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

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Why the hell are you wearing shades. Are you hung over???

[grimdeity]

What? No, I'm emulating [ mocking ] you, Dave. Why would I be hung over?

[ but she will shed the shades and toss them aside, waving dave on into her humble abode. ]

[parodeity]

We both know it's impossible to imitate someone this cool.

[ but he'll go inside and take a seat on her bed? ]

- Anyway, people stop noticin' the change after a month or so. I mean, non-network people.

[grimdeity]

I can't argue with that.

[ she will pull two mugs of hot chocolate from the small microwave, and offer one to dave. ]

Interesting. I'm not sure which is weirder-- them noticing at all, or that they stop noticing. I figure our family at least won't question the oddity, given the season.

[parodeity]

You can just tell them that you're wearin' contacts and they won't care, probs. Roxy and Dirk had their "contact" phases, too.

[ ...and dave, technically, although he just put on shades and never stopped.

he accepts his mug of hot chocolate. ]

Got marshmallows?

[grimdeity]

What do you take me fore, some kind of uncultured swine?

[ she will pull out a bag of mini marshmallows. ]

We've all had weirder phases, I suppose.

[parodeity]

Like the "everyone rides ponies" phase?

[grimdeity]

No, that was arguably our most normal phase-- for white, middle-class children anyway.

[parodeity]

Speak for yourself, I never had that phase.