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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

ill accept my tragic fate
i cant believe the holiday season is upon us
god have you even started your december shopping yet

[grimdeity]

God.
Do not even suggest such awful things until after Halloween.

I mean, I absolutely have started it, but still.

[parodeity]

yo why the fuck was everyone born in december

[grimdeity]

Do you really want the answer to that, Dave?
Because the answer is probably that our parents liked to have sexual intercourse in February and/or March.
Or at least did so twice, producing us.

[parodeity]

hey
hey
why did you make me read this with my own eyes