the terror. the horror. we cannot let anyone know that i might actually like my roommate. also don't make it weird. it would not be ditching! you would be ditching me for more exciting people and activities, too. i am not allergic to cats. was i ever allergic to cats?
some would argue you made it weird first asking me on a date even a friend date luckily ill let it slide also no but you could have picked it up and if so the narukamis place would kill you very dead
yeah but i am not the one who used the word "date", so this is actually on you. thank you for being generous and forgiving. i know they have the really fat cat because yu showed me a picture, but i never got a number of how many cats they actually have.
you defined a date in like awkward preteen terms pretty much was obligated to mock your wording also they have lots of cats as far as i know also unsure on the exact number aside from "many"
oh my god, don't be a jackass. i will find a better friend date then. i can deal with many cats though. cats are cute. and also it is a party and it will be more entertaining than arguing with someone on the internet again.
1) i am the best friend date fuck you 2) if youre referring to arguing with me on the net i beg to differ if not who are you arguing with have you been starting Internet forum drama egbert im so proud but yeah maybe some other space jam ppl will be there or el or other ppl i havent hung with in a bit
are you going to prove it? i think i need more than one friend date to really judge that, dave. i have been on a lot of friend dates. also no, i am not referring to you. just someone who wants to argue about my movie blog, it is hardly that exciting. there are some people i am hoping i might run into, too. like i said, it will be fun and good for both of us. and we can probably walk there?
are you going to prove youre worth my efforts here at what point do your friend date efforts step up to swooning territory which shit what would that even require guess i cant give you the deets about those herculean platonic efforts the odyssey has no travel tips also are ppl arguing about your movie blog because you have wrong opinions
i am pretty sure just being me is proof that i am worth the effort, which sounds really, really bad but you know what i mean! i have no idea what would be required for swooning territory of the platonic kind. did you even read the odyssey...? and no. people are arguing because they're dumb, why else?
i know im the only one who has to make the effort here but its more fun to pretend sometimes people have to woo me rather than the tragic truth also yeah i read the odyssey im a jack of all trades in pop culture im at least passing familiar with most classic shit thanks to rose but ive read a lot i have lots of spare time and it gives me shit to reference
are you sure its not bc you have occasionally bad movie opinions
i mean not really. and anyway i already know how to woo you in the platonic way, that is actually not hard to figure out to anyone paying attention. but that is a little surprising? in the good way. i would have definitely taken rose to be the reader and you to be the "i will watch the movie version and read the cliffnotes" guy. if you try to turn the odyssey into a meme though i will have a hard time deciding if i should be impressed or annoyed.
see, this is why i have not given you the url for my blog.
please im an enigma wrapped in one of those air taffy mystery flavor strips cant guess what flavor i am jackkass also she does read more than me but reading isnt a thing i detest or anything its true its not my number one hobby but it can be a relaxing way to zone out and when your sister reads as much as mine does you get used to purloining her books and reading some granted i kind of am not huge into things that go ON and ON but i can parse them if i am sufficiently motivated the odyssey is already a fucking meme dude
go fight the trojans they said youll be home in no time they said
come on i wont actually flame you or start arguments with you about it i just want to read your reviews
first of all, i love those things and i can guess the flavoring 4/5 times. second of all that is a shitty analogy and you know it. but ok. good to know. consider me enlightened and stuff.
you are definitely making that up but i appreciate the effort to carry out the meme. hey also maybe help chiyo step up on her meme game. she yolo'd at me.
i'll grab it for you later then. you know. when we are not contemplating going to a party with a bunch of people.
you have to hang out in nerdier meme circles i guess also yeah she reminds me of you a lot or did the whole naive fairy tale aspect well meaning sunshine child
i can do that and attend the party at the same time come on
but i will pass and get my meme updates from you, i guess. i will kind of take that as a compliment, only because it is pretty impossible not to like chiyo.
[He won't comment about her reminding Dave of himself though.]
you can, but you will not because i have some semblance of willpower and also a tiny shred of dignity left.
good. i will come back to the room and get you? i really want to change out of my work clothes because they smell like butter and that is not as great as you would think. as in. it is not great at all.
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also don't make it weird. it would not be ditching! you would be ditching me for more exciting people and activities, too.
i am not allergic to cats. was i ever allergic to cats?
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even a friend date
luckily ill let it slide
also no but you could have picked it up
and if so the narukamis place would kill you very dead
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thank you for being generous and forgiving.
i know they have the really fat cat because yu showed me a picture, but i never got a number of how many cats they actually have.
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pretty much was obligated to mock your wording
also they have lots of cats as far as i know
also unsure on the exact number aside from "many"
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i will find a better friend date then.
i can deal with many cats though. cats are cute.
and also it is a party and it will be more entertaining than arguing with someone on the internet again.
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2) if youre referring to arguing with me on the net i beg to differ
if not who are you arguing with
have you been starting Internet forum drama egbert
im so proud
but yeah maybe some other space jam ppl will be there
or el or other ppl i havent hung with in a bit
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i think i need more than one friend date to really judge that, dave. i have been on a lot of friend dates.
also no, i am not referring to you. just someone who wants to argue about my movie blog, it is hardly that exciting.
there are some people i am hoping i might run into, too.
like i said, it will be fun and good for both of us.
and we can probably walk there?
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at what point do your friend date efforts step up to swooning territory
which shit what would that even require
guess i cant give you the deets about those herculean platonic efforts
the odyssey has no travel tips
also are ppl arguing about your movie blog because you have wrong opinions
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i have no idea what would be required for swooning territory of the platonic kind.
did you even read the odyssey...?
and no. people are arguing because they're dumb, why else?
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but its more fun to pretend sometimes people have to woo me
rather than the tragic truth
also yeah i read the odyssey
im a jack of all trades in pop culture
im at least passing familiar with most classic shit thanks to rose but ive read a lot
i have lots of spare time
and it gives me shit to reference
are you sure its not bc you have occasionally bad movie opinions
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and anyway i already know how to woo you in the platonic way, that is actually not hard to figure out to anyone paying attention.
but that is a little surprising? in the good way. i would have definitely taken rose to be the reader and you to be the "i will watch the movie version and read the cliffnotes" guy.
if you try to turn the odyssey into a meme though i will have a hard time deciding if i should be impressed or annoyed.
see, this is why i have not given you the url for my blog.
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cant guess what flavor i am jackkass
also she does read more than me
but reading isnt a thing i detest or anything
its true its not my number one hobby but it can be a relaxing way to zone out
and when your sister reads as much as mine does
you get used to purloining her books and reading some
granted i kind of am not huge into things that go ON and ON but i can parse them
if i am sufficiently motivated
the odyssey is already a fucking meme dude
go fight the trojans they said
youll be home in no time they said
come on
i wont actually flame you or start arguments with you about it
i just want to read your reviews
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second of all that is a shitty analogy and you know it.
but ok. good to know.
consider me enlightened and stuff.
you are definitely making that up but i appreciate the effort to carry out the meme.
hey also maybe help chiyo step up on her meme game. she yolo'd at me.
i'll grab it for you later then. you know. when we are not contemplating going to a party with a bunch of people.
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dude im not
theres like a cat pic with that on it
also no its cuter when chiyo does memes in her own style
sometimes she says sweet shit bc of it
i feel like you should grab it for me now
while we are contemplating this
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or, alternatively, just having time to spend with people.
wait is there really? i mean i am behind on my game, too, but i had no idea.
she is really kind of cute, yes. she's doing her best. but still.
no because then you are going to read it and spend the next couple of hours commenting on it, i know this by now!!
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you have to hang out in nerdier meme circles i guess
also yeah she reminds me of you a lot
or did
the whole naive fairy tale aspect
well meaning sunshine child
i can do that and attend the party at the same time come on
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but i will pass and get my meme updates from you, i guess.
i will kind of take that as a compliment, only because it is pretty impossible not to like chiyo.
[He won't comment about her reminding Dave of himself though.]
you can, but you will not because i have some semblance of willpower and also a tiny shred of dignity left.
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also yeah chiyos great
i should text her and see how shes doing
i havent seen her in like
days
ok well screw your dignity what good is it doing anyone except blogblocking me
which is the opposite of good
goddamnit john
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hahahaha. my dignity is still sort of important.
come with me tonight and i will let you rip into my reviews later. ok?
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hm
i am a fan of bribery
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but i know. so come with me.
please?
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ok ok
but only because of the bribery
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i will come back to the room and get you? i really want to change out of my work clothes because they smell like butter and that is not as great as you would think.
as in. it is not great at all.
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escalate to ticket tacker
or usher
you know the best gigs
but yeah i know the feel
ill see you then