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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

i can help you
by handing you things as you need them

[notyourutopian]

Are you volunteering to be my lovely assistant, Dave?

[parodeity]

you have to admit id be hands down the loveliest

[notyourutopian]

Absolutely true.
You'll even look quite fancy in the official assistant's dress.

[parodeity]

is this a red number with a plunging neckline

[notyourutopian]

It's more of a magenta color, really?
But yes for the neckline part

[parodeity]

i will obviously look stunning even if its more magenta colored

[notyourutopian]

You will be the loveliest assistant in any dress, Dave, it's true.
You can come by next Tuesday for your fitting.

[parodeity]

does this dress come with accessories

[notyourutopian]

You have to supply those yourself, of course.

[parodeity]

do i at least get dental

[notyourutopian]

In the sense that if you pay a dentist they will fix your teeth

Absolutely.

[parodeity]

do i get any perks whatsoever

[notyourutopian]

You get to wear a pretty dress and hang out with me
And help build a drone

What more could you want?

[parodeity]

ok youre right those are the best perks
we havent hung out enough recently anyway

[notyourutopian]

No we haven't
Sorry between my internship and then getting kidnapped and then college starting

Kinda swamped
heh

[parodeity]

hows the internship going anyway?

[notyourutopian]

It's done now!
But it went really well
I think
I mean I missed a month of it because of
You know
Kidnappings

But in general I really enjoyed it.
And I think they liked me.
Told me to come back next summer too

[parodeity]

well hopefully next summer will like
have less kidnapping
fingers crossed
it sure cant have MORE kidnapping
right

[notyourutopian]

That would be nice
but maybe
Don't ever say that out loud again

[parodeity]

i solemnly swear never to do so

[notyourutopian]

Thank you.
No need to give them more ideas.
Please.

I do not want to spend three more weeks in a swamp.

[parodeity]

honestly im with you
we had like some modern shit but
not a fan of being trapped in rooms for weeks

[notyourutopian]

Right.
I think that might've been worse, honestly.

Anyway
Do you really want to help?
When I try to build this thing.

[parodeity]

actually yeah
it sounds interesting and fun
i may not be mechanically inclined on my own but i know what tools are what and i follow orders well so