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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

[ and that...sure is a question, isn't it? ]

Not everythin'. [ not everything, but - ]

But close enough.

[grimdeity]

That sounds like a lot.

[ it's also even broader and vaguer than she expected. "close to everything" what the fuck does that even entail. ]

What do you even do with all of it?

[parodeity]

[ ...he...laughs. ]

I...don't know? I just remember, Rose, what am I supposed to do with it?

[grimdeity]

I don't know. Maybe nothing at all.

[ she wants to ask him to just, tell her everything, but. but. ]

So, what were you in your past life? Coal miner, peasant, Queen of England?

[ except he can fly, so obviously these can't just be "past lives" in the. literal "past" sense, she supposes. but god this mood needs lightening. ]

[parodeity]

I was...me. You know, internet cool guy. Comic entrepreneur.

[ knight of time. ]

[grimdeity]

Well, that's... boring, I suppose, not to say that you're boring. You're the height of coolness. But what's the point of past lives if we weren't something fascinating, like royalty or serial killers?

[ she's kidding maybe. ]

[parodeity]

We were lots of things, Rose.

[ DEAD KIDS, A LOT??? ]

...Not serial killers, though, unless you count monsters?

[grimdeity]

Isn't everyone?

[ she does not catch his real meaning. ]

I suppose it depends on what kind of monsters they were. Shouldn't lump them all together. That's racist.

[parodeity]

Speciesist moreso?