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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

[ HEY yeah no thats fair ]

i just looked out the window and i dont see a mountain of garbage
is it located on like the other side of recolle or does it only appear for the chosen ones
do i need to go on a quest to like find the tin can fairy
and offer to do three great deeds for her
and shell be like dave i need you to sort out all the recyclables
or dave i need you to pick up all the trash on the side of the road
or dave i need you to plant some trees for earth day

[ and then the last half of the message goes missing ]

[sharplydressed]

[the worst part about this is that he can't even tell any of the message is missing]

you know
the saddest part about literally all of this is that it sounds like something that could have actually happened to any one of us just last week
wtf
when did our lives become this
when will the tin can fairy come and set us free

[parodeity]

[ everyone who gets dave's misfires has just been like "this seems normal" ]

idk but if she comes maybe she will grant us three wishes
so does your roomie need to clean or what

[sharplydressed]

[Honestly too real, though.]

wish #1: clean up your garbage heap, tin can fairy
anyway nah yasu is clean
but the jerks in the theater department apparently forgot what the word means over summer break

[parodeity]

want help cleaning?
im probably a faster bet than other people

[sharplydressed]

would you mind?
it'd be a big help

[parodeity]

i dont mind at all
my speed and time bullshit are at your disposal

[sharplydressed]

i'll be outside the theater department whenever you get here then
thanks again seriously

[parodeity]

what are friends with stupid powers for?

[ AND HE REALLY WILL GO TO HELP KASHUU CLEAN? which doesn't have to be threaded really but. it's dave. he can do it super fast so... ]

[sharplydressed]

[dave is and continues to be a blessing to him, thank you dave. he will 100% buy him something from the cafe for his valiant garbage efforts.]