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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

[ his favorite sister who only halfway remembers him, bless ]

are we doing that again this year
am i waking up to an update every morning of the countdown until you can go even more goth than usual
in celebration of candy and childhood obesity

[grimdeity]

Of course.
How else will you mark the passage of time?
Candy and childhood obesity are two of this nation's mos honored pastimes, after pretending racism isn't a thing and throwing balls in various nets except that one ball/net combo the rest of the world enjoys.

[parodeity]

ok we already knew this country was fucking doomed when the ballnet game became the national pastime
more importantly are you making halloween plans for me already
do they involve dry ice

[grimdeity]

Tragically so.
Maybe. :)
They could. Do you want them to involve dry ice?

[parodeity]

better question why WOULDNT i want them to involve dry ice

[grimdeity]

That is definitely a better question.
I will make sure your Halloween plans involve oodles of it.
So much dry ice that the wet ice will be jealous.

[parodeity]

so what are you planning to dress up as
a witch
?

[grimdeity]

I've been a witch.
I'm leaning more toward sorceress this year.

[ she's also probably been: a wizard, a magician, a "general practitioner of magic", a warlock, and a spellcaster before so. ]

[parodeity]

whats the difference word girl

[grimdeity]

Dave, please. There are endless differences.
Sorceresses are of a higher caliber, for one. Similar to enchantresses but not as much sex appeal usually.

[parodeity]

thank fucking god you went with the less sex appeal option

[grimdeity]

What, afraid all the ghouls and boys are going to flirt with me instead of you?

[parodeity]

bitch please
i will totally get flirted with if i dress up as a slutty something or other
but i have too much class to do that

[grimdeity]

But could you if you weren't a slutty something or other?
We could make a wager of it.

[parodeity]

what
that i can get at least one person to flirt with me if i dont have on a slutty costume
?

[grimdeity]

That would be absurd, no.
A wager to see who can get more people to flirt with them, no matter the costume.

[parodeity]

rules
?

[grimdeity]

The first rule of fight club is to never talk about about fight club.
Beyond that, do we need rules?

[ rules are for wussies, dave ]

[parodeity]

i think not telling anyone else about the bet should sure be a rule
that way neither of us can net pity flirts