WEEK ONE: WEDNESDAY, THE STORAGE ROOM

[parodeity]

[ HELLO MOD ACCOUNT, TIME FOR DAVE TO DO A THING, ALONE, BY HIMSELF. ALONE.

haha shit this is so stupid, thank god he maybe chose not the inevitable door that's gonna kill him??

anyway, using stealth ninja skills he will find a time to get at the door alone, and let himself inside. what the hell does he see? ]

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[parodeity]

[ why am i gonna have to fucking google mouse trap finger injuries

what if he had moustraps on all ten fingers could he reach for something THEN ]

[abhoth]

[

Dave is hit with mouse traps, breaking his left index finger and his right pinky finger. ]

[parodeity]

[ JESUS OKAY FAIR.

for the record he's gonna fuck his hands up worse after he leaves to obscure how the fuck he got those injuries, i guess. he has broken enough bones to know stupid ways you could have done it and. well. he can stage something, maybe.

hell he can just force someone else to back up a stupid story maybe we'll do that yeah okay. GUESS HE'S GIVING UP AND LEAVING THE ROOM, CHRIST. ]

[abhoth]

[ There's a girlish giggle as he leaves. The door slams shut. Dave is unable to re-open it, even if he tries. ]

[parodeity]

[ @ ghost mannequins fuck u ]