personal overflow post;

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Comments

[chaoticwhimsy]

Lock people's doors until they solve a Sudoku puzzle.

Hah

People would probably starve to death though wouldn't they...

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admittedly not everyone is good at sudoku
so some might
the strong would survive though

[chaoticwhimsy]

Giving people a chance to earn Darwin awards seems...

Less pranky and more cruel

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leaving scary pumpkins in weird places?

[chaoticwhimsy]

Oh my god yes
We need a way to get them into people's cars.

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a little breaking and entering sounds like the only option
besides talking peoples loved ones into helping out

[chaoticwhimsy]

If you can spread the thing around
That's more people to take the blame for you

But just imagine a jackolantern on someone's seat when they open their car door!

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we could try to hit at least like
i dont know
five people
?

[chaoticwhimsy]

YFive seems like just enough to be funny without getting boring.

So we need five victims
And five jack o lanterns.

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are there five people you think would be particularly funny to hit

[chaoticwhimsy]

Hmmmm

I want to say like, my sister but
I don't think she has a car?

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we can make one exception and put it somewhere equally shocking

[chaoticwhimsy]

She'll probably kill it by accident
We should still do it though
Hmmmmmm

Maybe her bathroom?
Might get her roommates though

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we could always warn her roomies