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[parodeity]

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[roseblooms]

Well, the obvious choice is StriVer, with you and Silver Bells.

Though an honorable mention to DaveYo because Chiyo is a sweet girl and deserves te best.

...And come to think of it, StriBert is a little gawky but I've heard worse. It sounds vaguely like an ice cream flavor.

[parodeity]

ill text silver and tell him weve got to get together because of fandom laws

but yeah chiyo does deserve the absolute best
i am waiting for her to have her fairytale romance
so that i can eye the boy in a vaguely older brotherly way to be sure of it

lmao what kinda ice cream flavor
like rocky road bubblegum in bright blue and red
?

[roseblooms]

Do that, and let me know what he says when you do.

Bright blue and red, bubblegum flavored, and with actual gumballs scattered throughout the mix. Possibly with raspberry and blueberry jam ribbons running through it.

I'm giving myself diabetes just from describing this monstrosity.

[parodeity]

ill give you the immediate text update

i may also give you the update to what john says to that description and getting honorable mention it depends on how much i feel like poking at him with a stick

but ok ok
whats your otp based on your name and your friends names

[roseblooms]

Well, let's see...

Rosalind Lutece
Chuuya Nakahara
Shuji Tsushima
Prompto Argentum
Noctis Lucis Caelum
Zoro Ono
Minako Arisato
Baren Kaiyou
Emil Västerström
Fai Lachance
Seto Kaiba
Kazuma Kiryu
Goro Majima

I suppose if we're using real names, Prompto or Noctis would be the best bet — Christo or Noctopher. Kitalind doesn't have that bad of a ring to it. And then VästerFawkes just sounds like some sort of ultra-manly Nordic energy supplement, or possibly a piece of heavy-duty snow plowing equipment.

[parodeity]

honestly västerfawkes should win just for that
but christo and noctopher do sound kinda cool

you could get chrono from zoro ono if you do a first and last matchup

[roseblooms]

My entire life is a lie. I need to go marry him at once.

[parodeity]

please let me know what he says when you propose
obviously he will of course understand that shipping math is serious business and fandom bylaws must be obeyed

[roseblooms]

I'm sure my significant other will understand. Fandom bylaws are above all.

[parodeity]

absolutely would do because when you hear a better namesmoosh
what can you do but pull out a handkerchief and dab at your eyes
waving your might have been sadly on as they go on to better things
or more catchy things

alternately i bet theyd find antagonizing zoro just as fun as the rest of us do
itd be less fun if he were less yelly

[roseblooms]

He is indeed very yelly, that much I can't deny.

I actually met him back when he and one of my professors needed a third for a human pyramid. I ended up on his shoulders.

[parodeity]

ive met him in person before too for sword stuff
but mostly i think hes funny to troll on the network
because he capslocks and threatens you a lot

[roseblooms]

And it's all ineffectual, because there's a whole network left between you and him.

[parodeity]

p much
i think hes super strong now or whatever though so
dont let him catch you i suppose
luckily im fast on my feet and also i dont think he seriously hates me or anything

[roseblooms]

Super strong? You mean like something Retrospec did to him?

[parodeity]

huh maybe
?
i mostly meant like
hes the kind of guy you could drop on a dragon w a sword
and hed take the dragon out

[roseblooms]

Oh, I see.

I suppose I'm just used to being apprehensive anytime something out of the norm seems to happen, these days. Figures of speech don't always seem so figurative anymore.

[parodeity]

i think he may actually have extra strength he was like talking about it vaguely as we set up a sword training thing
but thats like
p normal
lots of ppl got that so far

[roseblooms]

Did you? Get extra strength, I mean.

I'm not sure if I did or not, but I certainly got something else.

[parodeity]

no no
just the speed stats and time travel bullshit
and i guess a lot of skill with a sword
but like besides that im normal

well i can fly too but details

whatd you get

[roseblooms]

Um.

I can kill people with flowers, I suppose.

[parodeity]

well ok then
like sentient flowers or like poisonous ones or like
hello all let me hit you with thorn whips

[roseblooms]

...

You know Cummerbund Masquerade from Gorgeous Fighter Mariner Moon?

[parodeity]

sure do
do you throw roses at people

[roseblooms]

I can.

Unlike Cummerbund Masquerade I am also apparently useful when I do.