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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

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probably find a different stunningly handsome math tutor lets be real
were a dime a dozen out here

[kagepuro]

you are much more handsome than all of my previous math tutors so I'm not sure that's the case

you're also in my opinion more attractive than johnathan so use that information however you see fit

[parodeity]

lmao people dont usually agree with me on that one
but thank you for that
you might disagree whenever he gets his damn eye color back
he looks cute w them

[kagepuro]

["it's not that kind of complicated" yeah RIGHT johnathan]

lololol

I will absolutely keep you updated on the changing standings of attractiveness between the Two Roommate Boys™

[parodeity]

well apparently blue eyes are taking a while to return so
it may be a while until i have any danger of losing my throne

[kagepuro]

that makes me wonder, actually

What color are your eyes?

Do you even HAVE them

[parodeity]

you caught me
i 100% do not have eyes
im very sensitive about it so i wear these shades to hide my shame

[kagepuro]

while it's 100% plausible that you actually don't have eyes because of retrospec i feel like someone without eyes would react slightly different to that so I'm gonna file you under "has eyes"

[parodeity]

they were hazel
originally i mean

[kagepuro]

mine are kinda hazel now. More brownish, i guess...

What are they now?

[parodeity]

you have to do my route a little longer before we start dragging out the eye colors and tragic backstories

[kagepuro]

johnathan opened up pretty fast I guess that's the difference between you two huh

It's just your eye color, I'm not gonna think it's weird no matter what it is

[parodeity]

hes kind of gullible and very trustworthy so yes
i think hes the route that like auto unlocks a portion of it to start with

how about i promise to tell you it someday

[kagepuro]

David 😣

These dating sims references are making me feel kind of awkward although I do like the idea of being this really cute girl who has the potentially to gain the romantic affections of literally every boy

we can trade secret for secret?

[parodeity]

maybe i am an unlockable character in a sidescrolling fighter did you ever think about that

[kagepuro]

I didn't know those games had routes so no I didn't

I'll unlock you anyway, though!!!!!

[parodeity]

to unlock the cool characters to play as yeah

[kagepuro]

well what do I gotta do

so far all I know is that you have lots of jobs and like coffee and johnathan and possibly having occasional soul baring conversations

[parodeity]

i like cats
and music

[kagepuro]

well the music thing goes without saying

I'm sorry I don't have any cute pets you can play with though

can I ask you to make me a mixtape though I feel like that would build our relationship up a bit and I could pretend to be as cool as you while I listen to it

[parodeity]

yeah sure
ive been making a bunch anyway recently so adding one more wont be a big deal
do you have a genre or theme preference

[kagepuro]

I want you to pick for me! Something that makes you think of me, or that makes me think of you...

[parodeity]

im not psychic enough for the latter
but ok ill pick and get it back to you at some point
for now i guess i should get a move on