personal overflow post;

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[parodeity]

like winning a cake lottery?

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... there's such a thing as a cake lottery?

[parodeity]

yeah like you know cake raffles

[fabrefactions]

I have absolutely no idea what a cake raffle is.

[parodeity]

oh well
you
buy a ticket
and then they pull a ticket stub from a thing at the end
and that person wins a cake

[fabrefactions]

Oh.

Literally a raffle in which there is cake.
I see, sometimes things are just that simple.

[parodeity]

yeah sorry
i didnt mean anything esoteric
i mean i could make up an esoteric story for it if it would make you feel better

[fabrefactions]

I would not want to stifle any creativity. Please do, if you want to.

[parodeity]

cake raffles are raffles where you buy a ticket
and then travel to an entirely new country and try cake there

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[...]

Quite honestly, that sounds more exciting than what actually occurs during a cake raffle.

[parodeity]

clearly i should be in charge of what things actually are in the universe

[fabrefactions]

I would be far more interested in that than simply purchasing a ticket that might randomly win me baked goods. If you find a way to make it so, please tell me.

[parodeity]

i mean there are lots of rich ppl on the network maybe one of them would like the idea

[fabrefactions]

Perhaps I have just helped you come up with an enterprising new business venture.

[He'll take 50 per cent of the profits, pls.]

[parodeity]

you may have done
ill let you know if we become overnight successes

[fabrefactions]

That is very kind of you. I hope things go well.

[he'll take his profits by cheque, sent in the mail thank you.]

[parodeity]

yeah thanks
ill talk to you another time dude btw
i have a class oops