personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

Comments

[parodeity]

honestly fair
we can just pretend the network as a whole doesnt exist for a few days

[eyestitch]

thank god

i thought you were gonna be like all the rest and be like

"But we can't ignore what's happening! We have to solve the mystery! If we don't investigate now, all of our leads will go cold! Stop being such a baby!"

like it would be nice if we could live just a little. that freaking scientology type tower isn't going newhere

[parodeity]

idk everyone ive talked to has been pretty insistent all the stuff we found
isnt real
so whats the point of not ignoring it if youre just gonna do that ig?

[eyestitch]

that's true...the denial crowd is pretty popular

and yk there's a fine line between denying and ignoring! but at least i'm not saying it's not real! i'm just gonna deal with it.

put a sheet over it like a dead body in my living room! yeah!

[parodeity]

honestly its better to ditch dead bodies i think
you can like toss them
somewhere theyd burn up preferably

[eyestitch]

i hear dumping them in acid is better actually

cause if you burn em there's still some evidence left over!

i watch a lot of true crime shows! they're really really fascinating! it's like, could I have gotten away with that?

[parodeity]

so does acid like dissolve them entirely

[eyestitch]

it takes like, days, and artificial things like fake eyes and teeth don't get dissolved as effectively

so like yeah kinda but i'd still probably get caught unless i high-tailed it to tijuana 🍹

[parodeity]

ok now im curious what the perfect crime would look like