parodeity: meruz @ tumblr (AMUSED 🎧 hands on hips)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote2017-08-30 10:31 am
explodosafe: (this is how to hero)

[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-05-29 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds cool, but like a mouthful to s-OW! Stupid bug, do you mind?! We're having a man's talk here!

[He engages in a brief fencing duel with the swaying beetle leg that just whacked him over the head while it tries frantically to get back up. He could move in to kill his opponent and he knows he should, but something keeps him back. The opponent is already defeated and it's a freaking ladybug for god's sake! How could he ever say he's killed a ladybug and feel good about it?]

Tch-! Forget the name and let's get out of here, okay? It's not like I'll ever be a hero anyways!
explodosafe: (talk about the villains (and they'll com)

[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-06-01 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
What mercy? They're bugs! I doubt they have the brain to understand things like that!

[He snorts as starts running as well, half debating whether he should just try to hitch a ride with Dave or not.

Oh hell, he's just going to go for it!]


Hey, can you do that speed-thing again while I'm holding onto you?
explodosafe: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-06-12 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care, just out of here for starters!

[He doesn't like the idea of hightailing it out, but they're just bugs so it's not as if he's running from any real enemies! Hell, he can probably turn it into a joke later on.]

Let's go to a place where we can talk about your heroes!