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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

Oh my god, you're one of those people.

[ COLD PIZZA PEOPLE ]

[digthefuzz]

What? One of... what people?

[parodeity]

Cold pizza people.

[digthefuzz]

What is this, the cold pizza war?! You just don't get it, man!

[parodeity]

Dude, the cheese gets all like, congealed and plastic-y.

[digthefuzz]

You're over-exaggerating! It gets a cooler taste that's... different, but still good!

[parodeity]

It's only good when it's hot and bubbly in my expert opinion? I have a degree in pizzaology, I'll have you know.

[digthefuzz]

Ha! You can't fool me with your little upper-crust education. You may have a degree, but I can bring on the third-degree burns!

[When in doubt, just through puns at him.

???

Profit.]

[parodeity]

[ why the fuck does dave find this hilarious. WHY THE HELL IS HE LAUGHING. ]

How many pizza puns do you even have that you got new ones every time we talk??

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt snorts at his laughter and then just shrugs.]

As many as I need! After all, didn't you order this Kurt with extra cheese?

[parodeity]

Do you come without?

[digthefuzz]

That costs extra.

Somehow.

[parodeity]

'Cause it's such a hot commodity?