personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

theyre keeping files on us
obviously
someone who forgot had a note on their file saying rewrite or something
i forget the exact verbiage but akira found those
thats like point 1 of things that were vaguely useful we found out

[testgasm]

The use of the word ‘rewrite’ is. Sort of ominous. Given what seems to be happening. Where did you find the files?

[parodeity]

they were in the retrospec building
hes the only person who got through any of the locked doors to my knowledge

[testgasm]

If someone got in once, we can figure it out again. I mean, unless they learned from the intrusion and bulked up their security accordingly. Were they caught?

[parodeity]

nope
he got out in one pieces with the files
i was actually who he was texting while inside
in case he like died
which was a heavy responsibility to be sure

but actually the doors of the building and shit have been locked for a while
i think maybe they were sick of people breaking in?

[testgasm]

I'd be sick of people breaking in if I were them. You'd think that'd be incentive to stop doing shady things, but, well. Here we are.

[parodeity]

what having people break in being incentive for them to stop being shady you mean?
i feel like mostly it was a matter of putting down raid for ants or something
not dealing with an actual annoyance

[testgasm]

Maybe we should hit them harder.

[parodeity]

do you have a suggestion on how to do that or

[testgasm]

I haven't exactly done anything illegal before outside of pirating films so I might need to get back to you on that one.

[parodeity]

im sure theres a wikihow on how to become a villainous mastermind tbh

[testgasm]

I googled it.

[parodeity]

i knew wikihow would never let me down
how would i have gone on without this very vital information

[testgasm]

You would've been left wondering forever, I guess.

[parodeity]

i would have straight up died

anyway i feel like im probably a terrible welcome wagon but youre welcome aboard anyway??
hopefully you got something worthwhile out of this convo or like
i can try to answer a question helpfully ig
if you have those

[testgasm]

No, no, this has been informative, trust me. I suppose we'll be in touch? If that's okay with you.

[parodeity]

yeah its totally chill w me
you can hit me up whenever you want via this im around a lot and dont mind listening or
answering things if i know the answer
sometimes i do not know the answer fair warning
my sleep schedule is sporadic since i am at that age so
eh

[testgasm]

Right, I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, mate.