personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

oh ok well in that case
what do you want to surprise them with
i have reason to believe they unfortunately know everything about us but im always down for shenanigans
mostly because
its not like im doing anything else atm tbh

[frisyr]

We'll surprise them by... going to their HQ when they least expect it!

Like in the morning! They won't expect us in the morning.

[parodeity]

wait why wouldnt they expect us in morning
are we assuming theyre vampiric now
like all burn alive in the sunlight throw garlic at them stake them through the heart vampiric

[frisyr]

I mean, I think they'd try to pick people to 'invite' who are mostly young high school and college kids, like club promoters do?

I think they probably assume we sleep in until noon.

[ Usually they are not wrong... ]

[parodeity]

oh yeah
i guess that is a trope about kids around our age
i actually get up kinda early myself but i also have a whack sleep schedule soooo

life would be more entertaining if they were vampires

[frisyr]

Well yeah, because we'd just show up with garlic and crosses or something.

That'd be too easy for us.

[parodeity]

hey are you dissing the hard work buffy the vampire slayer puts in

[frisyr]

No but that's different, like first of all there are way more of us!

[parodeity]

didnt that series end with like everyone becoming a slayer or something

[frisyr]

I don't know, I was a FRIENDS kind of guy.

Hey, what were we talking about before this?

[parodeity]

you know i genuinely dont know
uh
did i answer any questions you had about this network thing
i guess we can pretend we were talking about that it sounds vaguely useful?

[frisyr]

Okay, but. Who hurt Jim? Like as a child, because he needs help.

[parodeity]

are we 100% sure he isnt the person who was hurting himself
like
dropped himself on the head somehow
in a mobius loop reacharound of some kind

[frisyr]

Yeah, but that doesn't stop him from still needing help.

Maybe if we got him finger puppets or something he'd leave the rest of us alone.

[parodeity]

im entirely down to spend my time making finger puppets for the crazy man

thats not even sarcasm ftr i will lend my manpower hours to that cause if you want

[frisyr]

Alright, you get the sewing supplies, I'll make papier mache.

[parodeity]

will do bro
meet you somewhere to do this nonsense?

[frisyr]

What neighborhood are you in?

[parodeity]

[ INSERT FAKE RP ADDRESS HERE ]

so anywhere around there works

[frisyr]

Alright, I can bring stuff over after work. Like 5:30?

[parodeity]

works for me see you then

[frisyr]

[ Handwave the rest y/n? ]

[parodeity]

[ y, flashes thumbs up sign and flashsteps away into the ether ]