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[splinten]

[10 pages is so much more than Dave usually gives him.

Also Dirk probably won't cry but his feelings will be on par with crying. Because he desperately wanted to see that claymation monster movie.]

I love you.

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[ the claymation monster movie is terrible and probably does the thing where it says shit dave doesn't want it to say ala, like. probably what he feels the worst monsters are and an awkward view through his mind, but. just don't call him on that shit, dirk. ]

Love you too, Bro. [ see

this would be touching

but they're in santa outfits and dirk might be wearing his fake beard ]

[splinten]

[Dirk's definitely wearing his fake beard. What are you talking about. He's goddamned Santa Claus, Lucy. The author notes said bros should dress up like Santa. They didn't say bros should dress up like weirdos in red suits.]

We should eat.

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[ i hate the fact dave adores this and the reasons he probably adores it ]

Yeah, ok. What do you wanna eat? [ MAKING ZERO EFFORT TO LET GO OR MOVE... ]

[splinten]

[they're so stupidly clingy]

I found this recipe for apple pancakes.

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I'm in. [ you had him at "apple" ] But shouldn't we eat somethin' you wanna eat?

[splinten]

Orange pancakes are probably not a thing people can do. I like apples, but if you've got orangey suggestions, I'll take 'em.

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Orange pancakes are a thing people can do. And you like oranges better.

[splinten]

So I'll make you apple pancakes and you'll make me orange ones?

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It wouldn't be fair if only one of us got somethin' we liked.

[ so yes he can concede to that compromise? ]