I WILL TAKE THAT OFF OF MY LIST OF POTENTIAL BRIBES THEN. JEGUS I GUESS I'D SAY IF IT MEANT THE BASE WOULDN'T GET BURNT DOWN. ALTHOUGH IN THAT CASE, IT'D BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW IT COULD GET BURNT DOWN WHILE UNDERWATER. WHICH..... ACTUALLY NO I FEEL LIKE PARADOX SPACE WOULD FIND A WAY TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN NEVER MIND.
LOOK IF EVERYONE HAS ENOUGH BAD LUCK, MATHEMATICALLY SPEAKING, IT SHOULD JUST CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT AT ONE POINT? AND THEN WE'D ALL HAVE BE THE LUCKIEST BASTARDS ALIVE.
WOW DAVE WHAT IF SOMEONE GOES THROUGH SOME TRAGIC ACCIDENT THAT MAKES THEM FOREVER HOW TO BOTH RIDE A BIKE AND FIST BUMP? PRETTY THOUGHTLESS OF YOU. OK YEAH I CAN'T KNIT SO FOOD OR TOYS IT IS.
TO BE FAIR, A LOT OF THE FISH HERE SEEM TO BE SMARTER THAN SOME OF THE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO STAYED AT THE BASE. MAYBE IT HAS TO DO WITH THE WHOLE MAGICAL PLANET THAT TALKS TO US THING. OR MAYBE YOUR CHILD IS A FISH PRODIGY. I DON'T KNOW.
OH, HE'S FUNNY. I THINK I PISSED HIM OFF LAST MONTH THOUGH? BECAUSE I DIDN'T PRAISE HIS ICE SKATING ENOUGH, I GUESS, BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ICE SKATE SO IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A GOOD JUDGE OF IT.
isnt he the kid whos always iceskating its probably super important to him then id suppose not that i know i just know there are a lot of athletes around and theyre really intense about their sportsballs
HE JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF TO ME AND I MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. I AM GOING TO IMITATE ONE OF THOSE ROLEPLAYING TECHNIQUES AND GO *SHRUGS* BUT I NOTICED ABOUT ALL THE ATHLETES. I GUESS THEY CAN.... LEAD INIIDAE TO VICTORY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.
i think its an athlete thing as well as an everyone thing in general i mean getting upset about that variety of thing probably though i wouldnt say he seems like the chillest person in the world
HE'S NOT. AS SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN TOLD QUITE OFTEN THAT I LACK EVEN AN IOTA OF CHILL, I AM A PRETTY GOOD JUDGE OF THIS. BUT HE'S STILL COOL AS FAR AS I KNOW?? IT'S NOT LIKE I KNOW HIM VERY WELL.
IF YOU WANT TO JUDGE HOW COOL SOMEONE IS BASED ON SOMEONE ELSE'S OPINION YOU SHOULD PROBABLY FIND SOMEONE ON A HARDER TIER THAN DIRK. HE SEEMS TO AT LEAST GET ALONG WITH MOST OF THE BASE.
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JEGUS I GUESS I'D SAY IF IT MEANT THE BASE WOULDN'T GET BURNT DOWN.
ALTHOUGH IN THAT CASE, IT'D BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW IT COULD GET BURNT DOWN WHILE UNDERWATER.
WHICH..... ACTUALLY NO I FEEL LIKE PARADOX SPACE WOULD FIND A WAY TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN NEVER MIND.
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just test our collective bad luck tbh
though im hoping that doesnt hold to like the 9th?
that would suck
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IF EVERYONE HAS ENOUGH BAD LUCK, MATHEMATICALLY SPEAKING, IT SHOULD JUST CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT AT ONE POINT?
AND THEN WE'D ALL HAVE BE THE LUCKIEST BASTARDS ALIVE.
[ that's....... not math at all but ok ]
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i want his first birthday to not be crappy
the magisters i mean
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I WILL BE ON MY VERY BEST BEHAVIOR ANS NOT TEMPT THE UNIVERSE TO ENSURE THAT HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY DOESN'T FOLLOW OUR APPARENT CURSE.
[ even though he probably does not have a sense of what a birthday is ]
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since like
where else could everyone meet up he could hang
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UH
WHAT THE HELL DO FISH WANT AS WRIGGLING DAY GIFTS?
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you never forget
also
im not entirely sure but he likes food and toys
rose has knit him shit before?
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WHAT IF SOMEONE GOES THROUGH SOME TRAGIC ACCIDENT THAT MAKES THEM FOREVER HOW TO BOTH RIDE A BIKE AND FIST BUMP?
PRETTY THOUGHTLESS OF YOU.
OK YEAH I CAN'T KNIT SO FOOD OR TOYS IT IS.
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YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT BALANCE BALLS ON THEIR NOSES.
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also he is way more intelligent than like any other fish in the sea ok
hes like a person basically
just
aquatic
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MAYBE IT HAS TO DO WITH THE WHOLE MAGICAL PLANET THAT TALKS TO US THING.
OR MAYBE YOUR CHILD IS A FISH PRODIGY. I DON'T KNOW.
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anyway
i assume youre still talking to yuri
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I HAVEN'T GIVEN HIM WHAT HE WANTED YET SO HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE BOTHERING ME FOR A WHILE.
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he seems like a good kid
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I THINK I PISSED HIM OFF LAST MONTH THOUGH?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T PRAISE HIS ICE SKATING ENOUGH, I GUESS, BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ICE SKATE SO IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A GOOD JUDGE OF IT.
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its probably super important to him then id suppose
not that i know
i just know there are a lot of athletes around and theyre really intense about their sportsballs
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I AM GOING TO IMITATE ONE OF THOSE ROLEPLAYING TECHNIQUES AND GO
*SHRUGS*
BUT I NOTICED ABOUT ALL THE ATHLETES.
I GUESS THEY CAN.... LEAD INIIDAE TO VICTORY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.
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as well as an everyone thing
in general
i mean getting upset about that variety of thing probably
though i wouldnt say he seems like the chillest person in the world
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AS SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN TOLD QUITE OFTEN THAT I LACK EVEN AN IOTA OF CHILL, I AM A PRETTY GOOD JUDGE OF THIS.
BUT HE'S STILL COOL AS FAR AS I KNOW??
IT'S NOT LIKE I KNOW HIM VERY WELL.
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i mean
hell dirk seems to like him fine enough
even though hes a little different in terms of "like"
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HE SEEMS TO AT LEAST GET ALONG WITH MOST OF THE BASE.
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I SUSPECTED THIS FOR A WHILE BUT IT WAS CONFIRMED AFTER WATCHING XENA WITH HIM.
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