parodeity: feastings @ tumblr (DISCUSS 🎧 nah son)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote 2017-02-01 08:32 am (UTC)

sing to me specifically obviously
i need my morning serenade
how could you have been keeping it from me all these years?

i dont know im sure your dad could find some chickens if he tried
like
dude can kill a bear
he can def hunt down some chickens theyre like five tiers lower than bear if not more
also
maybe
MAYBE
you shouldnt just not warn a guy about deer heads in fridges or whatever
like
just going out on a limb here jade

im not gonna call her hot!!!
and im not put off by it your parents are great
i never have anything against spending time with them
i just like forewarning so i can prepare myself
and try not to say
things
that i sometimes say
im not gonna call her hot though

the moby dick shirt i dont have an actual dick pic shirt
you like the moby dick shirt dont you
i thought you thought it was funny

ok ill make sure to get you a piece with premium filling
im just that chivalrous

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