parodeity: nubbybuns @ tumblr (YO 🎧 you make no sense)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote 2017-02-01 06:54 am (UTC)

when are you gonna sing for me in the morning wolf
if your heart birds are singing so should you
also yeah it was that bad
dude could live in a shower i stg
and i say that as a dude with two older sisters
who also need their shower time

have i ever seen a chicken?
yes
we had chickens in texas shockingly
i mean
ok
maybe i only ever saw like 1 irl but that counts

oh is your mom also going to be coming to school with us
you didnt warn me about this wow
also in that case im having a strawberry poptart
because today i cannot be fucked to be a healthy child

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