Not even a fucking little. [THIS IS WHY DAVE DOESN'T GET TO SEE DIRK'S SCREENSAVER WALLPAPERS.] Hallway and bathroom, yeah.
[It's through the standard door. And. Yes. There's Captain Snoop. Also the Skaianet poster, because apparently Dirk is a huge Grandma English fan? Dirk reflexively gives Snoop a little nod as he walks by.]
Captain Snoop.
[He opens the bathroom door and would just give Dave the short tour except:
"YO YO D-STRIZZLE—"
Godfucking dammit, Squarewave was in there and initiated a rapoff.]
Dude, no! I'm busy!
[He slams the door in Squarewave's face because FUCKDAMMIT, SQUAREWAVE. There is muffled 90s trash-talking from the other side of the door.]
I'll. Unimagine him from there. He just slips in whenever I forget that I'm remembering a time he ambushed me for a rap-off.
[muffled 90s rapping continues. Squarewave is hard to unremember.]
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[It's through the standard door. And. Yes. There's Captain Snoop. Also the Skaianet poster, because apparently Dirk is a huge Grandma English fan? Dirk reflexively gives Snoop a little nod as he walks by.]
Captain Snoop.
[He opens the bathroom door and would just give Dave the short tour except:
"YO YO D-STRIZZLE—"
Godfucking dammit, Squarewave was in there and initiated a rapoff.]
Dude, no! I'm busy!
[He slams the door in Squarewave's face because FUCKDAMMIT, SQUAREWAVE. There is muffled 90s trash-talking from the other side of the door.]
I'll. Unimagine him from there. He just slips in whenever I forget that I'm remembering a time he ambushed me for a rap-off.
[muffled 90s rapping continues. Squarewave is hard to unremember.]