Your dad is your parent. [ a shrug. ] The genetic donors you never met don't really qualify. And jesus fuck don't bother explaining ectobiology unless you feel like confusing people.

[ sometimes dave gets that urge... ]

I don't think you were being weird about it. I mean...you're the pinnacle of normality, or you were at thirteen. You were growing up, and you wanted some space, and that's, like. Normal. If the game had never happened you would have gotten over it.