Okay, if this is a fake cabinet I'm burnin' the entire thing to the ground because that is a useless feat of architecture that should not be allowed to exist. What next, false doors? What a waste of space.

[ it's probably jammed, and he stops tugging to peer closer to try to see if he can figure it out without having to kick it open or use his sword or something stupid. ]

If we're going to be gettin' into stupid household things, why not secret passages? I could get behind that. We could have an entire Scooby Doo sequence openin' and slamming doors while jazz plays in the background. Presumably with one of us finding a monster who is actually some adult weirdo in a mask who brought us here or yadda yadda yadda.