I mean, it will already be pretty awesome to have a kitchen all to ourselves and I don't even really like to cook more than incidentally. Borrowin' one from the parents or using the dormitory one shared with however many other guys kind of just does not have the same appeal.

[ and maybe it's dumb to look forward to something as unquestionably mild and domestic as being able to sit in a kitchen and narrate john cooking without anyone interrupting them but whatever dave accepts that he's a loser for john egbert.

he snags his own bag and follows. ]