That doesn't count. I'd've slept with you for the rest of my life completely platonic if you were down. [ weird shit to say featuring dave strider, AS EVER.

but it's not really completely platonic now and he just leans in to kiss john since john is right there, brief and a little quiet. ] ...But yeah, whatever, maybe I'm a little more obvious than I should be with you. You're kind of oblivious, I could have maybe gotten away with it if you hadn't liked me back?